Tuesday, January 7, 2014

The headache of dual nationality in Cameroon




Ama Tutu Muna: Cameroon's minister of arts and culture

I was channel flicking recently when I stumbled on a regular talk-show program (“Tous Azimuts” it is called) on one of Cameroon’s  privately-owned TV stations (LTM TV to be precise). On any other day I would have flicked on but the presence of a diverse panel as well as their respective passionate commitment to their points of view caught my eye and convinced me to watch on. I must admit the talking point was rather mouth and ear watering, so to speak.

 That infamous ministerial decision
 The talking point when I joined the programme was the decision by Cameroon's minister of arts and culture to challenge the election of Ndedi Eyango -allegedly American- as President of Cameroon's artists' copyright management body SOCAM because of his “dual nationality” which Cameroon’s law on nationality doesn’t recognise except implicitly regarding Cameroonian women who marry foreigners - Section 32(1) of Law No 68-LF-3 of 11th June 1968. To the average informed Cameroonian this is an old mole -ridden issue that had been making headlines recently with renewal of the conviction, for embezzlement, of “soi-disant” French – Cameroonian Michel Thierry Atangana.
Despite the allure of the onslaughts, sometimes gratuitous, on Minister Ama Tutu Muna’s intelligence and stewardship of arts as well as cultural matters in Cameroon, the almost dogmatic resolve and patronising absolutism of some of the panellists, I was sustainably struck by one thing: the reasons advanced by some of the panellists on why Cameroon needs to adopt a more liberal posture regarding nationality.  

Bad reasons why Cameroon needs a more liberal posture on nationality?
During that talk show, most of the panellists delved into effect and fear mongering. To some Cameroon needs to extensively recognise dual nationality because of the effect it would have on Cameroon. Not recognising dual nationality will make Cameroon lose out on some of the good reputation it sucks associatively from names like Richard Bona; Cameroon would have to return the football trophies it won with “dual-nationals” in its ranks, Cameroon would be justifying the Tunisian complaint filed against it at FIFA after our qualification for the Brazil 2014 World Cup on the grounds that players like Tchouopo – Moting were not eligible to play for Cameroon due to their dual nationalities.  Cameroon would be unjust to its remittance-sending diaspora etc.

Good reasons
 I concur generally with the panellists that Cameroon needs to change its current conservative stand on dual nationality. In this world of globalisation and unavoidable cultural intercourse, every country needs tolerant nationality laws, if not to legislatively respect the international trend, to embrace its culturally-diverse elements and give them room to express themselves through recognition of their multiple identities. 

However we should avoid doing a good thing for the wrong reasons.
Ndedi Eyango: challenged SOCAM president
Furthermore our calls should not be informed by the fear or any of the reasons advanced by the panellists stated above. This is an erroneous premise to build on since we must not lose sight or under look the implications of being a national of a particular country - this by the way is an important piece of the dual nationality puzzle. In seeking wider legislative recognition of dual nationality, we must endeavour to priorily answer the following questions: what should being Cameroonian mean? Should it mean nothing more than recognition and affirmation of our descent?  Shouldn’t it imply whole wholehearted devotion to a particular community? Shouldn’t it mean undivided subscription to a set of values and beliefs? Shouldn’t it at some point be synonymous to unalloyed allegiance to one flag and fatherland? Our degree of comfort (or discomfort) and consensus with the answers to the above questions should inform the framing of any eventual amendment of Cameroon’s current position of dual nationality. I am quite sure somebody will ask whether in today’s global village any country can afford an uncompromising appreciation of the issue. But then again this doesn’t mean it is a perspective we should lose sight of in the current debate. The underlying issue here is definition. If ever a bill attempting to modify Cameroon’s current legislative position regarding nationality is ever tabled, its content should be a reflection of how we define what it means to be a national of Cameroon and whether this is compatible with dual nationality. 

 Conclusion
Dual nationality is a double-edged we should cautiously wield. The core question every country seeking to adopt it liberally is whether nationality means belonging to a particular society and subscribing fully to all its customs and traditions or is it nothing more than a formality? As such, can someone really be for example both American and Cameroonian at the same time? Can you simultaneously advocate social, moral and legislative tolerance as well as   vituperation of something like homosexuality?  This is a practical dimension of the issue.

And so?
If Cameroon’s government  ever decides to amend the country’s law on nationality,  it should remember that as much as it should make allowance for our diaspora, even foreign born, to connect with their country of birth or descent, it should not turn being Cameroonian into a consolation prize it dolls out. It should guard against opening the doors too wide to Western-leaning mind-sets seeking to radically distort our way of life or perverting our political processes with the hard-currency and extreme liberalism at their disposal. In short Cameroon should be made to mean something. Hiring persons even of Cameroonian origin to some positions like the President of an association like SOCAM should not necessarily lead to cries of foul play on grounds of nationality. This should simply be viewed as the hiring of a foreign hand to help steer Cameroon in the right direction.


















Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Cameroon: There is no Anglophone Problem - Part 1

How do I begin this? Well....Okay. Amidst the fervour of the belated celebration of Cameroon's Reunification, I was struck by a question asked by a friend on social media and the reactions that followed in its wake. The question was 'Existe-t-il réellement un problème anglophone au Cameroun ? and this far it has left a trail of reactions on both sides of the language divide. This piece is a reaction to the question and to some of the  reactions to the question.

Which Anglophone  Problem?

I don't know if I was pushed by the quest for a refreshing angle to this piece or by an unsettling feeling that there is a problem with the coinage ' Anglophone problem' but as I set out to write this post I found myself searching for the definition of the mundane word problem (I didn't have a problem with the definition of the word Anglophone). As per the Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary I stumbled upon, this word means (1) a thing that is difficult to deal with or understand; and (2) a question that can be answered by using logical thought or mathematics. So logically I asked myself if Anglophone Cameroonians are something difficult to deal with or understand? I don't think so else the advocates of Reunification would not have advocated for it. Neither are they a question that can be answered by using logical thought or mathematics? This pre-analysis led me to the realisation that this association of Anglophone and problem in the same term is a serious misnomer  that (1) perverts credibility of the grievances Anglophone Cameroonians have by pegging it to a negative especially in the minds of their Francophone counterparts and (2) distances any curious onlooker from the grievances themselves. Let me explain. 

The problem with problem

The word problem is negatively connotated in society thus it usually alienates and not enlists people's attention or sympathy. This bad reputation tends to affect all other entities that flock with the word Problem. How many times have you been asked to replace the word problem with challenges in a report? If you haven't yet been asked to do, ask a friend?

Summing up Anglophone Cameroonian grievances into the term Anglophone problem  often leads to the question of which problems which in turn means more efforts must be expended to elucidate the grievance whereas if the label Anglophone discontent, disgruntlement, frustrations or the highly politically incorrect marginalisation is used it would readily lead to the question of what are they discontented,disgruntled or frustrated  about?

This is why I think there is no Anglophone problem. I think there is Anglophone discontent, disgruntlement, frustration and marginalisation. Whether or not this is justified and anchored in fact is a song I'll sing another day so stay tuned for Part 2 of this Post.

P/S: Lol. Please don't go telling on me that I am a secessionist or one of their sympathisers because I am none of those. I am not one of those who thinks further fragmenting Africa along colonial lines is the way to go. I

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Full list of Heads of States Attending Mandela Funeral

Afghanistan, His Excellency Hamid Karzai, President Mozambique, President of Mozambique, HE Armando Emilio Guebuza
Algeria, His Excellency Mr Abdelkader Bensalah, Speaker of the Council of the Nation (Senate) – rank above the Prime Minister Namibia, His Excellency Hifikepunye Pohamba, President
Angola, His Excellency Mr Manuel Vicente, Vice President Niger, His Excellency Issoufou Mahamdou, President
Argentina, Mr Amado Boudou, Acting President of Argentina New Zealand,  Right Hon John Key, Prime Minister
Australia,  His Excellency Mr Tony Abbott, MP, Prime Minister Nigeria, His Excellency Goodluck Jonathan, President
Bahamas, Right Honourable Perry Christie, Prime Minister Niger, His Excellency Mahamadou, President of Niger
Bangladesh, His Excellency Mr Md. Abdul Hamid MD ABDUL, President Norway, His Royal Highness Haakon, Crown Prince of Norway
Belgium, His Royal Highness King Philippe Pakistan, His Excellency Mr Mamnoon Hussain, President
Benin, His Excellency Boni Yayi, President Palestinian State, His Excellency Mahmoud Abbas, President
Botswana, His Excellency Lt Gen. Seretse Khama Ian Khama, President Portugal, His Excellency, Anibal Cavaco Silva, President
Brazil, Her Excellency Dilma Rousseff, President Saudi Arabia, His Royal Highness Prince Muqrin bin Abdulaziz Al-Saud, Crown Prince
Burundi, His Excellency Pierre Nkurunziza, President Saharawi Republic, His Excellency Mr Mohamed Abdelaziz, President
Canada, His Excellency Stephen Harper, Prime Minister Senegal, His Excellency Macky Sall, President
CHAD, His Excellency Mr Idriss Deby Itno, President Serbia, His Excellency Tomislav Nikolic, President
China, His Excellency Li Yuanchao, Vice President, Seychelles, His Excellency Mr James Alix MICHEL
COMORES, His Excellency Dr Ikiliou Dhoinine, President Spain, His Royal Highness Felipe de Borbon, The Prince of Asturias
Congo (Republic of the Congo ), His Excellency Mr Denis Sassou-Nguesso, President Sri Lanka, His Excellency Mahinda Rajapaksa, President

Sudan, His Excellency Bakri Hassan Salih, Vice President
Congo (Democratic Republic of Congo), His Excellency Joseph Kabila, President Suriname, His Excellency Desire Delano Bouterse, President
Cote d Ivoire, His Excellency President Allassane Ouattara, President Slovenia, His Excellency Pahor, President
Croatia, His Excellency Josipovic Ivo, President South Sudan, His Excellency General Salva Kir Mayardit, President
Cuba, His Excellency Raul Castro Ruz, President Sweden, His Excellency Fredrik Reinfeldt, Prime Minister and Her Royal Highness Crown Princess Victoria.
Denmark, His Royal Highness, Crown Prince Federick Switzerland, His Excellency Mr Ulrich Maurer, President
Djibouti, His Excellency Ismail Omar Guelleh, President Swaziland, His Excellency Dr Sibusiso Dlamini, Prime Minister
Ethiopia, His Excellency Ato Hailemariam  Dessalegn, Prime Minister Suriname, His Excellency Desire Delano Bouterse, President
Equatorial Guinea, His Excellency Mr Obiang Mbasogo, President Tanzania, His Excellency Dr Jakaya Mrisho Kikwete, President
France, His Excellency, Francois Hollande, President Timor-Leste, His Excellency Kay Rala Xanana, Prime Minister
Finland, His Excellency Sauli Niinisto, President Tunisia, His Excellency Mohamed Moncef Marzouki, President
Gabon, His Excellency Ali Bongo Ondimba, President Trinidad and Tobago, His Excellency Mrs Kamla Persad-Bissessar, Prime Minister
The Gambia, His Excellency Prof Alhaji Dr Yahya AJJ Jammeh, President Sheikh Uganda, His Excellency Yoweri Kagota Museveni, President
Ghana, His Excellency John Dramani Mahama, President United Arab Emirates, His Excellency Sheikh Nayahan Bin Mubarak Al Nahyan, Minister of Culture – Special Envoy of the Emir
Germany, His Excellency Joachim Gauck, President United Kingdom, His Royal Highness Prince Charles, Prince of Wales and Prime Minister David Cameron

United States of America, His Excellency Barack Obama, President
Guyana, His Excellency Donald Ramotar, President Venezuela, His Excellency Nicolas Maduro Moros, President
Guinea, His Excellency Prof Alpha Conde, President Zimbabwe, His Excellency Robert Gabriel Mugabe, President
India, His Excellency Pranab Mukherjee, President Zambia His Excellency Michael Sata, President
Ireland, His Excellency Michael D Higgins, President Arab States League, His Excellency Amb Samir Hosny, Minister
Italy, His Excellency Enrico Letta, Prime Minister African Union Commission, Her Excellency Dr Nkosazana Dlamini Zuma, Chairperson
Japan, His Imperial Highness, Crown Prince Naruhito Commonwealth, His Excellency, Mr Kamalesh Sharma
Jamaica, Her Excellency, Portia Simpson Miller, Prime Minister European Council, His Excellency Mr Herman van Rompuy, President
Jordan, Her Royal Highness, Queen Rania Al Abdullah and His Excellency Prime Minister Dr Abdullah Ensour Mexico, His Excellency Enrique Pena Nieto President of Mexico
Kenya, His Excellency Uhuru Kenyatta, President Mauritius, His Excellency Dr the Honourable Navinchandra, Prime Minister
Korea (South), His Excellency Hongwon Chung, Prime Minister Mauritania, His Excellency Mohamed Ould Abdel Aziz,  President
Lebanon, His Excellency Mr Najib Mikati, Prime Minister Malawi, Her Excellency Joyce Banda, President
Lesotho, His Excellency, T Thabane, Prime Minister Grand Duchy of LUXEMBOURG, His Royal Highness Henry of Luxembourg, The Grand Duke
Liberia, Her Excellency Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, President

As culled from www.nehandaradio.com today.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

What do women (not) want?


Like a genuine addict, I got up and logged in to facebook one recent morning for my daily fix of banter, news, attention-seeking slogans, gossip, like solicitations, unsolicited ads and pornish visual content and surprises; and oh surprised I was. I stumbled upon this post from a male friend: 
      ‘Ladies!!! Your boyfriend should not be your source of income or inherit the responsibilities of your parents. It's a relationship and not a job opportunity!!! 
That far, the post had already left a left trail of comments and reactions in its wake; elicited likes, almost unanimously from guys, and reproaches from girl folk, generally that is. I joined the queue, quickly and sincerely liking the post, not on a guy loyalty or macho esprit de corps level but because the post resonated deeply with me since I once dated a girl who left me with the impression I was supposed to be her parents, underwriting her needs and whims. Fortunately I evaded this unscathed and only dogged by a few questions I have been trying to answer ever since.

Why are women always needy?

Show me a woman who doesn’t something at any point in time and I’ll show you a rat that can fly. No matter how hard they try, women always need something, be it material and immaterial. As humans we all have needs that have to be satisfied but the situation with women seems very different as they always need something especially when you happen to be amorally tethered to them. After several attempts to solve this great unsolved timeless mystery, I can now sincerely shout eureka, eureka because I have truly found the answer and here it is: Women know how to increase their needs. Let me explain. Our humanity and membership in a consumer society confers a certain load of both material and immaterial needs on us but women have increased their load of needs by being impressionable and greedy, generally speaking that is. The ensuing enumeration expresses this fact better:

1-      Women have eye brows but shave it to buy eye pencils or I don’t know what?
2-      Women have eye lids but buy fake ones to add.
3-      Women have and can use natural hair but buy human and fake hair.
4-      Women can sure bath with normal soap but must buy special soap.
The above needs don’t come cheap and given the hard times as well as high employment you now see why women are always needy. It is practically speaking self-inflicted.

What do women (not) want?

Current and loyal viewers of MNET should have seen this add. It starts with a presentation of the second law of motion before moving to the speed of light. It then ends with an attempted mathematical explanation of what women want. This wild goose chase ends with the phase, “The equation remains unsolved”, delivered in an endearing French accent. The question of what women want is so etched into popular contemporary folk that has become a cliché. It is worth pointing out however that question is very omnipresent in masculine chronicles of their encounters with the feminine kind. Personally, I think current realities should dictate a review and restructuring of this question which should now read what do women not want. The answer in my opinion is that women want everything.Women want a guy who doesn’t like sports, who doesn’t hang out with his friends, who says yes to her every whim, who always compliments even if reality demands the contrary, who opens the door, who flatters her, who always consults her, who cuddles after sex, who makes up the bed, who always pays the bill, guys who can read their minds, guys who like watching chick flicks etccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc. Women want everything basically and it’s exhausting to be in their lives when they're in this mood.

All of this has left me with one big question: what happened to feminism, empowerment and associated stuff?

What happened to feminism, empowerment and associated stuff?

Feminism and offspring like women empowerment, equality etc, correct me if am wrong, were supposed to give birth to a new breed of women, strong, independent and assertive; a specie not afraid to defy, upset and restructure not just the morphology but also the etymology of traditionalist definitions of women as ever dependent extensions of men. That was the plan anyway. However I can say from experience that either positive feminist values like independence have not been served to some African ladies or a heavily diluted (should the word not be polluted?) version has been infused into their intellectual diet otherwise how can you explain the still deeply monodimensional view of relationships by African ladies. Hear one who reacted to the post quoted above
‘‘…let me ask u a simple question; what is ur role as a boyfriend??it is only when u will answa me dat I will say wat I av to say!!’.
This is a joke compared to the aberration that comes next,
‘Its depends on the society. In Cameroon, young girls don't have jobs, and their parents are poor. They rely on their boyfriends to buy clothes, shoes, make ups, Indian hair and so on. (Name withheld), do u think if young girls got jobs they will depend on men?
These views belong to degree-holding ladies and not primary school deprived women. Something really bad surely happened either to the dissemination, definition or practice, and even all, of feminism and women empowerment amongst African women folk. Who will change this? Positive feminism has made huge inroads in Africa but not necessarily where it is needed the most: girls’ minds.

P/S: I know there is that one lady who will brush this post away as nothing more than the outburst of a stingy jilted discontented boyfriend. We are all entitled to an opinion. In this world of human rights, opinions have become cheap and affordable. That said, let me state here that no guy, as least not a sensible one, wants to be tied amorously or matrimonially to a perpetually dependent and need women, not because of stinginess (our male egos swell disproportionately each time we offer our women something) but because of the following: relationships are partnerships, this dependent mental configuration surreptitiously perpetuates antifeminist mantras like feminine subservience; remember the saying ‘he who pays the piper dictates the tune’. Once again, guys enjoy splurging on the women in their lives; but going forward we don’t want to feel like cows bred only for their milk. More so, in the absence of the omnipotent father, what will the children become with an acutely dependent mother? Just saying.





Saturday, October 12, 2013

Tunisia-Cameroon 2013 : Eto'o isn't Drogba

I originally planned to start this piece with a thorough recap of all the sporting honours and accolades Samuel Eto'o has garnered this far (just so his die-hard Eto'o fans did think this is another bias onslaught on their idol's prowess). When I talk of accolades and honours, I am referring to trophies won individually and collectively, not appearances in lost finals and unwon competitions, second and third positions etc. This was the intention but after initial research, I was quickly overwhelmed by the immensity of the guy's achievements. The guy has won it all (gross exaggeration intended) and on various fronts, be it in Africa as a national team player, in Europe as a professional athlete or worldwide on one of  Forbes rankings of filthily rich athletes. 

Defeated by the length of the striker's list of plaudits, I decided to go straight to the point and this is my point.

On October 13th 2013, most Cameroonians irrespective of their  tribal leanings, socioeconomic status,religious and political persuasions will be  expecting their beloved Indomitable Lions to roar and devour the one obstacle standing between them and the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil - the Carthage Eagles of Tunisia. This is their legitimate right: to hope for smooth victory even though there is proof to the contrary. If this is the case then let me break up this orgy of expectation with one hard cold fact: Eto'o is not Drogba. He does not fair too well when wearing the national team jersey. Despite his professed desire, he is often a pale reflection of the Eto'o we have oftenly seen defending his club colours in Europe.

Eto'o isn't Drogba 
 Despite his unambigouos talent as evidenced by all the awards to his name, Samuel Eto'o has consistently been impotent with the Lions. He has rather been negatively potent when the Indomitable Lions are concerned. Let me explain.

Impotent
While some players have on numerous occasions pulled their teams out of quandaries, he has been unable to conjure the magic and individual brilliance expected of footballers of his calibre to lead the team to victory on various occasions. Take the 2003 Confederations Cup Finals in France when we lost to France. Sure those were mournful circumstances but for a player of his talent he wasn't as eloquent and loud as fans and his talent expected. Simply put, his performances with the national team have never been up to par with the talent he has exhibited with the various European clubs he has played for. Unlike other talented Cameroonian footballers before him, he has often not been able to individually present the Indomitable Lions' jersey through a prism of glory to a new generation of onlookers . All the  glory the national team has amassed since Eto'o came on board cannot be attributed solely to Eto,o but to his membership in a  galaxy of other talented stars.

Negative potence
The Indomitable Lions have been going through the desert for a while and Eto'o has allegedly and factually been the reason for the protracted nature of this difficult period. Press reports alleged that he alienated and antagonised some players during the run-up to the World Cup 2010 by flaunting his wealth and personality i.e. buying expensive wrist watches for them and demanding that particular players be called up and fielded. Although these are just reports, he didn't help his ailing reputation when he publicly rejected a replacement made by the coach during a major encounter. He headbutted a journalist during a press conference in 2008. He refused to play a friendly against Algeria in 2011. Most recently he aggravated the situation when he alleged during an online interview that some persons were trying to kill him, reason why he dined alone and got his team jersey directly from the team's sportsware provider. In March 2013, he sure scored against Togo in a World Cup qualifying match that sent Cameroon top of their group. However such instances have been far and in between and haven't been impressive to delete his catalogue of misdeeds and shortcomings with the national team. He seems to be putting the immense power his talent has conferred him to negative purposes.

So

So on the eve of this crucial encounter, let those who are expecting Eto'o to rise to the challenge bridle their hopes and hope for the worst so that in case he brilliantly and successfully leads the charge, he can be hailed and his past transgressions forgotten, not necessarily forgiven. But most importantly let them remember Eto'o is not Drogba: Eto'o doesn't seem to fair too well footballistically when he is carrying the weight of the nation on his shoulders. They should rather be placing their bets on the team instinctively pulling together so that their united roar can push the Carthage Eagles into submission on their home turf. Counting on one player who is still struggling to find his feet with his club isn't the wisest thing to do right now.